1000000,
    "connection_string" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = 4
threads = root
privileges = true;
$graiw_privileges = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = root
privileges = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = "/var/www/html"
workers = true;
$use_ssl = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = root
privileges = true;
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = admin
password = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$creds = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_username'] = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "password";
$mysql_db = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['security_level'] = S+mach1ne
meta_accounts: a+tux+sexample config file
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['acl'] = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
$mysql_host = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_catch_all = "localhost";
$mysql_user = "1.1.999";